Birthday sms

1.Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday." HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

2.Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day...

3.A prayer: 2 bless ur wayA wish : 2 lighten ur momentsA cheer: 2 perfect ur dayA text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

4.Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

5.A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle awayhope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 comehappy Birthday .......

6.Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......

7.In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star.

8.MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY

9.(In HINDI)Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho...

10.IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

11.i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u'l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

12.(In URDU)Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses'

13.Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

14.This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'

15.The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Funny sms

1.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

2.One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

3.When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

4.Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

5.Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

6.Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

7.If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

8.Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't
annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

9.what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

10.First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

11.Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

12.Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

13.If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

14.I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friendI KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

15.Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

16.At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

17.The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

18.i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

19.An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!

20.I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

21.girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

Flirt sms

1.Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

2.I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

3.Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

4.if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

5.Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

6.Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

7.Why do U think I SMS u ?Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...I need a person for just time pass.

8.The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautifulwhy doesn't it rain on you?

9. I look at the moonthe moon is beautifuli look at youi..i...i rather look at the moon again

10U R 100% lovely,U R 100% sweet,U R 100% nice, andU R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Friendship sms

1.Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

2.Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

3.Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

4.God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

5.To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS

6.True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

7.Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

8.6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND.

9.Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

10.GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

11.As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

12.Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

13.If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

14.Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

15.Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

LOVE SMS


1.Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day.

2.Life ends when you stop dreamingLife ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful.

3. Time will always fly Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me.

4.When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

5.I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

6.If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

7.I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

8.1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

9.If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

10.I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

ABOUT NEPAL

Introduction of Nepal

Nepal, it is a Hindu Country,called the country of temple. there are so many historical temples and places like pashupathi, swyambhu etc. it is also called the country of himalaya because nepal has so many world famous himalaya like mount everest, annapurna etc. it lies between two big country India and china.




Traffic Police in Nepal
After the import of the first vehicle to Kathmandu in BS 1958, there has been a steady rise in the number of vehicles. To effectively manage the transportation system and control vehicular movement, traffic control measures were initially implemented through Ramdal in BS 2007. more....

MOUNT EVEREST
Mount Everest, also called Sagarmatha (Nepali: सगरमाथा meaning Head of the Sky) or Chomolungma, Qomolangma or Zhumulangma (in Tibetan: ཇོ་མོ་གླང་མ, in Chinese: 珠穆朗玛峰 Zhūmùlǎngmǎ Fēng) is the highest mountain on Earth, as measured by the height of its summit above sea level, which is 8,848 metres (29,029 ft). The mountain, which is part of the Himalaya range in High Asia, is located on the border between Sagarmatha Zone, Nepal, and Tibet, China. More...

RELIGION IN NEPAL

Hinduism generally is regarded as the oldest formal religion in the world. The origins of Hinduism go back to the pastoral Aryan tribes, spilling over the Hindu Kush from Inner Asia, and mixing with the urban civilization of the Indus Valley and with the tribal cultures of hunting and gathering peoples in the area. Unlike other world religions, Hinduism had no single founder and has never been missionary in orientation. It is believed that about 1200 B.C., or even earlier by some accounts, the Vedas, a body of hymns originating in northern India were produced; these texts form the theological and philosophical precepts of Hinduism. more...

Geography

Nepal is a landlocked kingdom sharing borders with Tibet to the north and northwest, and India to the west, south and east. The country can be divided into six zones: the Terai, the Chure hills, the Mahabharat range, the Pahar zone, the Himalaya and the Trans-Himalaya.The greater part of the country lies on the southern slope of the Himalayas, extending down from the highest peaks through hill country to the upper edge of the Ganges Plain. more...

Introduction of Nepal

Nepal, it is a Hindu Country,called the country of temple. there are so many historical temples and places like pashupathi, swyambhu etc. it is also called the country of himalaya because nepal has so many world famous himalaya like mount everest, annapurna etc. it lies between two big country India and china.

Traffic Police in Nepal

After the import of the first vehicle to Kathmandu in BS 1958, there has been a steady rise in the number of vehicles. To effectively manage the transportation system and control vehicular movement, traffic control measures were initially implemented through Ramdal in BS 2007.

The Traffic Police which started operations with minimal human resources now has 1253 personnel presently assigned for traffic duties excluding the followers. However, only 1183 traffic police personnel are currently active in traffic management. The overall length of the roads in Nepal is 16,834.49 kilometres and there are 462,849 vehicles. Therefore, each traffic police has to cover 14.23 kilometres of road and manage and control 391 vehicles.
The effort made in traffic control and management at present:
1) Condition of Professional Human Resource: – To make the police personnel who are working as Traffic Police professionally capable, training related to the service are being imparted likewise according to the changing times the trainings are being focused towards the public and are being better organised. All the police personnel of the Traffic Police (Police Constable to Sub-Inspector) are being trained and the personnel who have not yet received the appropriate trainings (Police Constable to Sub-Inspector) will be given the trainings this year.

2) Public Awareness Programme: – The people in our country have very low traffic awareness and to raise awareness and reduce the number of road accidents, the Traffic Police Directorate prepares an annual calendar of public awareness Raising Programmes and directs the Valley Traffic Police Office and the Regional Traffic Police Offices to organise various seminars, traffic week and other publicity activities.

3) Permit for Vehicle Entry: – In the main centres of the urban cities which is excessively crowded with vehicles, goods carrying vehicles need a pass known as the City Entry Permit to enter the main markets of those busy cities.

4) Time Card – The public vehicles which ply from Kathmandu to other parts of the country are issued a Time Card.

5) Temporary Number Plate: – To control the entry of vehicles with foreign number plates, a Temporary Number Plate is issued at the main entry points of the country.

6) Parking Facility: – At present, to organise the parking facilities there are a total of 50 parking spots in the valley with 44 pay-parking areas and six free-parking areas.

7) Embarkation and Disembarkation of Passengers: - To facilitate this purpose, there are Bus Stops in 110 points of the valley and an effort to include two more is in the process.

8) Lane Discipline: – To make vehicular movement in the valley more organised and disciplined, cement blocks and plastic cones have been utilised to separate the roads into different lanes.

9) Road Crossing Facilities for Pedestrians: – To further ascertain the safety of pedestrians in Kathmandu, the use of Overhead Bridge, Subway and Zebra Crossing is being encouraged for road crossing purposes.

10) Peak Hour Duty: – In the main centres and busy thoroughfares of the city, the number of personnel on duty is increased during peak hours to better organise traffic management.

11) Mobile Court: - To make the task of controlling traffic violations more efficient and speedy in the Kathmandu valley, the Valley Traffic Police Office has set up a Mobile Court and the necessary proceedings are done through it.

12) Checking of Vehicle Papers: – To assure that vehicles are in good condition so that vehicular accidents and crimes relating to vehicles can be controlled, sudden and uninformed checking are conducted from time to time.

13) Control of Stray Animals: - The stray animals that are found on roads that have been another major cause for accidents and road blockades are confiscated and necessary action is taken through the concerned authorities.

14) Control of Road Encroachment: – Keeping in touch and coordinating with the concerned agencies, necessary measures are taken to control this offence.

15) Management of VVIP/VIP Convoy Routes: – To safely organise the convoy routes of VVIP, and VIPs, operations are managed according to a set plan.

16) Traffic Management during Special Situations: – To make vehicular movement more organised and smooth even during festivals, bandhs, chakkajams and protest processions, the situation is analysed and necessary traffic management measures are taken.

17) Radio Broadcast: – The general public are informed about the traffic rules and regulations and traffic activities and incidents through the local FM Radio stations.

MOUNT EVEREST

Mount Everest, also called Sagarmatha (Nepali: सगरमाथा meaning Head of the Sky) or Chomolungma, Qomolangma or Zhumulangma (in Tibetan: ཇོ་མོ་གླང་མ, in Chinese: 珠穆朗玛峰 Zhūmùlǎngmǎ Fēng) is the highest mountain on Earth, as measured by the height of its summit above sea level, which is 8,848 metres (29,029 ft). The mountain, which is part of the Himalaya range in High Asia, is located on the border between Sagarmatha Zone, Nepal, and Tibet, China.
In 1856, the Great Trigonometric Survey of India established the first published height of Everest at 29,002 ft (8,840 m), although at the time Everest was known as Peak XV. In 1865, Everest was given its official English name by the Royal Geographical Society upon recommendation of Andrew Waugh, the British Surveyor General of India at the time. Waugh was unable to propose an established local name because Nepal and Tibet were closed to foreigners at the time, although Chomolungma had been in common use by Tibetans for centuries.
The highest mountain in the world attracts climbers of all levels, from well experienced mountaineers to novice climbers willing to pay substantial sums to professional mountain guides to complete a successful climb. The mountain, while not posing substantial technical climbing difficulty on the standard route (other eight-thousanders such as K2 or Nanga Parbat are much more difficult), still has many inherent dangers such as altitude sickness, weather and wind. By the end of the 2007 climbing season, there had been 3,679 ascents to the summit by 2,436 individuals. Climbers are a significant source of tourist revenue for Nepal, whose government also requires all prospective climbers to obtain an expensive permit, costing up to US$25,000 per person.[4] Everest has claimed 210 lives, including eight who perished during a 1996 storm high on the mountain. Conditions are so difficult in the death zone that most corpses have been left where they fell, some of which are visible from standard climbing routes.[5]

RELIGION IN NEPAL

Hinduism generally is regarded as the oldest formal religion in the world. The origins of Hinduism go back to the pastoral Aryan tribes, spilling over the Hindu Kush from Inner Asia, and mixing with the urban civilization of the Indus Valley and with the tribal cultures of hunting and gathering peoples in the area. Unlike other world religions, Hinduism had no single founder and has never been missionary in orientation. It is believed that about 1200 B.C., or even earlier by some accounts, the Vedas, a body of hymns originating in northern India were produced; these texts form the theological and philosophical precepts of Hinduism.
Hindus believe that the absolute (the totality of existence, including God, man, and universe) is too vast to be contained within a single set of beliefs. A highly diverse and complex religion, Hinduism embraces six philosophical doctrines (darshanas). From these doctrines, individuals select one that is congenial, or conduct their worship simply on a convenient level of morality and observance. Religious practices differ from group to group. The average Hindu does not need any systematic formal creed in order to practice his or her religion Hindus only to comply with the customs of their family and social groups.
One basic concept in Hinduism is that of dharma, natural law and the social and religious obligations it imposes. It holds that individuals should play their proper role in society as determined or prescribed by their dharma. The caste system, although not essential to philosophical Hinduism, has become an integral part of its social or dharmic expression. Under this system, each person is born into a particular caste, whose traditional occupation-- although members do not necessarily practice it--is graded according to the degree of purity and impurity inherent in it.
Other fundamental ideas common to all Hindus concern the nature and destiny of the soul, and the basic forces of the universe. The souls of human beings are seen as separated portions of an allembracing world soul (brahma); man's ultimate goal is reunion with this absolute.
Karma (universal justice) is the belief that the consequence of every good or bad action must be fully realized. Another basic concept is that of samsara, the transmigration of souls; rebirth is required by karma in order that the consequences of action be fulfilled. The role an individual must play throughout his or her life is fixed by his or her good and evil actions in previous existences. It is only when the individual soul sees beyond the veil of maya (illusion or earthly desires)--the forces leading to belief in the appearances of things--that it is able to realize its identity with the impersonal, transcendental reality (world soul) and to escape from the otherwise endless cycle of rebirth to be absorbed into the world soul. This release is known as moksha.
Veneration for the cow has come to be intimately associated with all orthodox Hindu sects. Because the cow is regarded as the symbol of motherhood and fruitfulness, the killing of a cow, even accidentally, is regarded as one of the most serious of religious transgressions.
Hinduism is polytheistic. It incorporates many gods and goddesses with different functions and powers; but in the most important and widely held doctrine, the Vedanta (end of the Vedas), gods and goddesses are considered merely different manifestations or aspects of a single underlying divinity. This single divinity is expressed as a Hindu triad comprising the religion's three major gods: Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva, personifying creation, preservation, and destruction, respectively. Vishnu and Shiva, or some of their numerous avatars (incarnations), are most widely followed.
Buddha, the founder of Buddhism, is regarded as the ninth avatar of Vishnu. Some Hindus identify Christ as the tenth avatar; others regard Kalki as the final avatar who is yet to come. These avatars are believed to descend upon earth to restore peace, order, and justice, or to save humanity from injustice. The Mahabharata (compiled by the sage Vyasa, probably before A.D. 400), describes the great civil war between the Pandavas (the good) and the Kauravas (the bad)--two factions of the same clan. It is believed that the war was created by Krishna. Perhaps the flashiest and craftiest avatar of Vishnu, Krishna, as a part of his lila (sport or act), is believed motivated to restore justice--the good over the bad

Geography

Nepal is a landlocked kingdom sharing borders with Tibet to the north and northwest, and India to the west, south and east. The country can be divided into six zones: the Terai, the Chure hills, the Mahabharat range, the Pahar zone, the Himalaya and the Trans-Himalaya. The greater part of the country lies on the southern slope of the Himalayas, extending down from the highest peaks through hill country to the upper edge of the Ganges Plain. The hilly central area is crossed by the Lower Himalayas, where there are eight of the highest peaks in the world, leading up to Mount Everest. Wildlife in Nepal includes tigers, leopards, gaur, elephants, buffalo, deer and rhinos.